And… Oh. We’re not going anywhere, today at least.
Turns out the engine’s alternator and fuel pump are screwed – WHO KNEW?!? Not us, sadly. 20/20 hindsight is a glorious thing.
Will have to see what exactly is wrong and how long it’ll take to fix/ replace before we can make a new plan.
In the meantime I might try swimming to Kew wth the Bun strapped to my back you know, just for kicks